You Got An All-out Prize

If You Can't Tell It To Me In One Sentence, They Can't Put It In Tv Guide.

One Can Read All One Wants, And Spend Eternities In Front Of A Blackboard With A Tutor, But One Is Not Going To Learn To Swim Until One Gets In The Water.

I've Been Alienating My Public Since I Was 20 Years Old. When 'american Buffalo' Came Out On Broadway, People Would Storm Out And Say, 'how Dare He Use That Kind Of Language!' Of Course I'm Alienating The Public! That's What They Pay Me For.

There's No Such Thing As Talent; You Just Have To Work Hard Enough.

The Realization That I Came To Is That Each Citizen For Himself Or Herself Understands The Economics, Which Is, "i Better Make More Than I Spend And I Better Put Something Aside For A Rainy Day, And I Want To Get A Good Idea About What To Do With The Surplus So That Perhaps It Can Grow While I'm Sleeping." And That That's Capitalism. Everybody Practices It, But Half Of The Country - Those On The Left - Deny That It's True.