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It’s True What They Say About Patience Being A Virtue; It Just Happens To Be A Virtue That I Choose Not To Pursue.

I Had To Sit Down And Explain To [her Friend] That Aa Was For Quitters

We Women Have To Stick Together.

Paris Hilton Is One Of The Hosts For Nicole Richie’s Baby Shower, And They’re Serving Sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, The One Thing Pregnant Women Are Forbidden To Eat. Thanks For The Mercury.

I Love People Who Have Such Passion For Complete Nonsense.