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[a Politician Is] A Person Skilled In The Art Of Compromise. Usually An Elected Official Who Has Compromised To Get Nominated, Compromised To Get Elected, And Compromised Repeatedly To Stay In Office.

Baseball Is Very Big With My People. It Figures. It's The Only Way We Can Get To Shake A Bat At A White Man Without Starting A Riot.

Audiences Feel No Hatred From Me. Because I'm Not Bitter.

That's Easy, To Stand In A Nightclub, Where Most Of The People That Come In, They Came To See You.

You Hear Entertainers All The Time, Saying, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For This, I'd Do It For Free.' When's The Last Time You Ever Heard A Business Person Say, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For Being Chairman Of British Petroleum, I'd Do It For Free'?