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I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

When You Have Nothing But Big Friends, You Never Get Into Arguments - Except One. And That Is, Who Is The Biggest? I'll Let You Know Right Now, There's Only One Way To Settle This. We All Get In A Bus And We Go To Disney And We Get On A Roller Coaster - Whoever Gets The Least Amount Of Clicks On The Safety Bar Is The Big One.

Comedy Is My Passion. I'm Going To Do This Until I Drop.

When You Hear "seinfield," No One Says, "the Jewish Comic." You Talk About Cedric The Entertainer, You Don't Say, "african American Comedian Cedric The Entertainer." Even Margaret Cho - Who's Like One Of Three Korean Performers Out There - No One Refers To Her Like That. They Say, "it's Margaret Cho."

I'm A Big Guy, But I'm Really Simple With The Food. I'll Hit The In-n-out Or Just The Regular Buffets.