You Gotta Keep The Funny

The Two Symbols Of The Republican Party: An Elephant And A Big Fat White Guy Who's Threatened By Change.

I'm Wide Open To Getting Married, But Actors Are Not Easy People To Date. You End Up Sharing That Person With This Other Mistress That Is Their Career. I Very Much Like The Traditional Courtship Method Of Making A Date. That's What They Do In Normal Places, But Hollywood's Not Normal.

I Distrust All Television Doctors.

Even If You Know A Character Really Well, There's No Formula For What Jokes Will Work And What Won't.

I Did A Lot Of Theater When I Was In High School And College. I Also Did Stand-up In College, So It Was Always Part Of What I Did.