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My Comedy Comes From Pain. I Can't Stand To See Someone Hurting.

I Have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I Like The Marksmanship And The Discipline That It Takes To Be A Gun Owner. I Like The Machinery. Being Able To Take It Out And Clean It Is Even More Fascinating Than Having The Gun.

I Don't Ever Watch Myself. By Watching, You Try To Perfect Yourself, Become A Robot.

If I Can Tell Someone A Story That Makes Them Bend Over And Laugh, That's Bigger Than Anything Else.

I Came Up In The Community Center. I Used To Be Physical Director Of The South Central Community Center In Chicago On 83rd. It's Still There. It Used To Be Around There When I Was A Kid.