You Have To Motivate Yourself

I Was The Best Man At The Wedding... If I'm The Best Man, Why Is She Marrying Him?

I Think That You Think That A Certain Something Is Not All That It Could Be, When, In Fact, It Is All That It Should Be, And More!

It's Hard To Do Nothing Because You Tend To Do Something And Then You Have To Drop Everything.

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.

Somebody Just Gave Me A Shower Radio. Thanks A Lot. Do You Really Want Music In The Shower? I Guess There's No Better Place To Dance Than A Slick Surface Next To A Glass Door.