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You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.
-George Carlin
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You Know An Odd Feeling?
George Carlin
You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.
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