You Know What I Hate

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend The Other Day. I Was Crushed. They Could Have Waited Till I'd Got Out.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.

I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.

I Love To Go Down To The Schoolyard And Watch All The Little Children Jump Up And Down And Run Around Yelling And Screaming. They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks.