You Know What Keeps Me

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.