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Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.

I Take My Personal Upkeep Real Seriously; My Sense Of Organization And Attention To Detail; My Memory; My Business - I Love The Business.

You Gotta Learn The Alphabet, Backwards And Forwards. And Then The Choice Is Yours, 'cause Last I Looked, The Bible Is Written In The Same Words, The Exact Same Alphabet, As My Favorite Pornography. Choice Is Yours.

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage