You Know, When You're Relaxed,

It Always Bothers Me To See People Writing Rip When A Person Dies. It Just Feels So Insincere And Like A Cop Out. To Me, Rip Is The Microwave Dinner Of Posthumous Honours.

One Chord Is Fine. Two Chords Are Pushing It. Three Chords And You're Into Jazz.

People Can Vote For Who Ever They Want. That Doesn't Mean I Have To Go Near Them.

People Think That I Work Out But It's All T'ai Chi.

I Shot A Vein In My Neck And Coughed Up A Quaalude.