You Know You're Lazy When

Sometimes Sex Is Just A Way To Escape Having To Talk To That Person.

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

Sometimes The Only Solution Is Figuring Out A Bigger Problem To Focus On.

Created A Word Game To Play With A Person You're Fighting With. Silent Treatment. Nothing Happens Until One Of You Quietly Says, Hey, You Hungry?

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.