You Know You're Rich When

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.

My Mother Got Sick When I Was Rich. And My Mother, You Know … I Don’t Really Want To Get Into It, But My Mother Was Sicker Than My Father. And My Mother’s Alive. My Mother’s Fine, Ok? I Remember Going To The Hospital To See My Mother And Wondering, ‘was I In The Right Place?’ Like, This Was A Hotel. Like It Had A Concierge, Man. If The Average Person Really Knew The Discrepancy In The Health Care System, There’d Be Riots In The Streets, Ok? They Would Burn This M-therf—ker Down!

Kids Always Act Up The Most Before They Go To Sleep.

Stop The Violence! Can't We All Just Get Along?