You Look Across The Board

My Ex-boyfriend Can Round Last Night, Which Was Weird Because I Didn't Know He Was In A Coma.

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

A Lot Of People Do That Kind Of Nostalgia Stuff Believing That They Were Very Happy In Their Teenage Years, But That's Probably Just An Illusion.

I Have A Utilitarian Approach To Dressing; As Long As I Quite Like It And It Covers Me Up, I Don't Care What It Is.