You May Be A Puzzle,

Love And Marriage, Love And Marriage, Go Together Like A Horse And Carriage. This I Tell Ya, Brother, You Can't Have One Without The Other.

As You May Know, I Have Many Good Friends In The Press Who, Unfortunately, Have Thus Far Refused To Identify Themselves And Go Public.

Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy, But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy.

Dare To Wear The Foolish Clown Face.

To Me Religion Is A Deeply Personal Thing In Which Man And God Go It Alone Together, Without The Witch Doctor In The Middle. The Witch Doctor Tries To Convince Us That We Have To Ask God For Help, To Spell Out To Him What We Need, Even To Bribe Him With Prayer Or Cash On The Line.