You May Be Big In

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

You Mean In The State?

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.