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On How To Make The Game More Exciting - Eliminate The Referees, Raise The Basket Four Feet, Double The Size Of The Basketball, Limit The Height Of The Players To 5 Feet 9 Inches, Bring Back The Centre Jump, Allow Taxi Drivers In For Free And Allow The Players To Carry Guns.

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