You Might Be A Redneck

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

Some People Like To Keep Their Grass Cut Really Short, So They Can See The Intruders Coming. Keep Those Kill Zones Open. I Say Let The Grass Grow Tall So They Don't Know There's A House Behind It. Some Call It Lazy, I Say It's Thinking.

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking Your Wife On A Cruise Means Circling The Dairy Queen.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

There's No Down Time Any More.