You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can't Get Married To Your Sweetheart Because There Is A Law Against It.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Are Still Holding On To Confederate Money Because You Think The South Will Rise Again.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That The Styrofoam Cooler Is The Greatest Invention Of All Time.