You Might Be A Redneck

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

This Happened To Me Last Week. We're In The Process Of Remodeling Our House; We've Been Doing It For A While Now. And We Have The Painters In, Putting Sheets Up Around The Furniture, You Know? And We Have A Piano, Just A Regular, Up Against The Wall Piano. One Of The Painters Said To Me, "is That Y'all's Piano?" I Said, "nah, That's Our Coffee Table, It Just Has Buckteeth! Here's Your Sign!

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.