You Might Be A Redneck

If You Think Fast Food Is Hittin A Deer Att 65 Miles Per Hr.. You Might Be A Redneck

My Grandma's The Most Careful, Safe Driver In The World. You Put Her In A Rental Car, And She's Doing Doughnuts In The K-mart Parking Lot!

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.

We Sing About God Because We Believe In Him. We Are Not Trying To Offend Anybody, But The Evidence That We Have Seen Of Him In Our Small Little Lives Trumps Your Opinion About Whether Or Not He Exists.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.