You Might Be A Redneck

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

If You Think The Last Four Words To The National Anthem Are " Gentleman, Start Your Engines", You Might Be A Redneck.

You Find Out That All This Stuff You've Accumulated, You Could Care Less About It. It's Just The Relationships That Matter.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.