You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Mountain Men In Deliverance Were Just Misunderstood.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

I Always Wore Cowboy Boots And Drove A Truck, And Talked Like This. So Everywhere I Would Go In Comedy People Would Say, "foxworthy, You Ain't Nothing But A Redneck From Georgia!" It Kind Of Became A Formula Joke.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Has A Beer Belly And You Find It Attractive.