You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Work With A Shirt Off... And So Does Your Husband.

That's Just Something Instinctual Within Men. We Always Feel Like We've Got To Protect Our Stuff. Even If It's Not Worth Protecting, We Want To Protect It. You Ever Seen People Who Have Like A Piece Of Crap Pinto With A Club On The Steering Wheel. Somebody Breaks The Window, Steals The Club, Leaves The Pinto In A Pile Of Glass.

It Seems Like Movies That Have Heart To Them Always Do Well, And They Find Their Audience.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.