You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Check In The Bottom Of Your Shoe For Change So You Can Get Grandma A New Plug Of Tobacco.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That Beef Jerky And Moon Pies Are Two Of The Major Food Groups.

If You Think The Last Four Words To The National Anthem Are " Gentleman, Start Your Engines", You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck