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I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts. I'm Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party, I'm A Democrat! If We Ever Pass Out As A Great Nation We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone 'america Died From A Delusion That She Had Moral Leadership.'

Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally A Checkbook.

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.

Congress Is Going To Start Tinkering With The Ten Commandments Just As Soon As They Find Someone In Washington Who Has Read Them.

It's The Fellow Who Knows When To Quit That The Audience Wants More Of.