You Must Swear Never To

I Find It A Great Antidote Lipstick And Mirrors And Hairspray.

I Never Mind Scrubbing Floors, Vacuuming Or Bending And Carrying Stuff. Each Time I Do It I Think, This Is Instead Of Going To The Gym.

I Was Once Kissed On The Lips By A Giraffe, And I Don't Think I've Ever Got Over It.

I Have A Toy Giraffe On My Bed. I've Got Photographs Over My Desk As Well As A Mask Of A Giraffe In My Kitchen. I Am Totally Hooked.

Death Is Nothing At All. I Have Only Slipped Away Into The Next Room.