You Must Work Very Hard

Golf Asks Something Of A Man. It Makes One Loathe Mediocrity. It Seems To Say, "if You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.

You Can Always Speak With Great Authority On How Well You Played Today, But Never On How You'll Play Tomorrow.

Everyone Wants To Be Known As A Great Striker Of The Ball For Some Reason. Nobody Wants To Be Called A Lucky, One-putting S.o.b.

I Wish I Could Put A Patent On That Thing. That Was So Straight I Had To Lean Over Sideways To See The Flag!

The First Time I Ever Saw Arnold Palmer, I Said, There's A Star. The First Time I Saw Jack Nicklaus, I Said, Superstar. I Feel The Same Way About Tiger Woods.