You Never Forget Your First

If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns In To A Bed.

I Hate Seeing People That Look Like You. Especially If God's Living By The Motto 'if At First You Don't Succeed.'

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

I've Learned Something On The Road, Traveling Around: State Shapes. The Easier It Is To Draw The Shape Of The State, The Harder It Is To Live In That State. So, If You Live In A Regular Polygon, Get The Hell Outta There. You Gotta Move To A Squiggly Area. Culture's Attracted To Squiggles.