You're Gay, You Sell Books...

I've Done A Bit Of Latin In My Time...but I Can Control It.

The Pope Is Guarded By The Swiss Guard Who Stand Proudly In Pajamas And Silly Hats.

There's Two Positions In Snowboarding. One Is Looking Cool And The Other Is Dead!

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'