You Should Listen To Your

A Woman Is Like Beer. They Look Good, They Smell Good, And You'd Step Over Your Own Mother Just To Get One!

I Didn't Lie, I Was Writing Fiction With My Mouth.

Donuts. Is There Anything They Can't Do?

Your Cable Television Is Experiencing Difficulties. Please Do Not Panic. Resist The Temptation To Read Or Talk To Loved Ones. Do Not Attempt Sexual Relations, As Years Of Tv Radiation Have Left Your Genitals Withered And Useless.

It's Just Hard Not To Listen To Tv: It's Spent So Much More Time Raising Us Than Parents Have.