You Shouldn't Make Jokes If

Contrariwise, If It Was So, It Might Be; And If It Were So, It Would Be; But As It Isn't, It Ain't. That's Logic.

With A Sort Of Mental Squint.

For, You See, So Many Out-of-the-way Things Had Happened Lately, That Alice Had Begun To Think That Very Few Things Indeed Were Really Impossible.

For The Snark Was A Boojum, You See.

Is Life Itself A Dream, I Wonder?