You Take Care And I

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.