You Think You're So Cool

This Is Terrific! What Fun! Maybe Tomorrow I Can Go To The Prom With My Brother. The Day After, Perhaps I Can Wear White Pants And Unexpectedly Get My Period.

As A Reader, I Notice Political Views Regardless Of Whether Or Not The Book Is Fiction. What Annoys Me Is When Said Views Do Nothing To Advance The Narrative.

I'm A Humor Writer, So I Don't Always Present Myself In The Best Light.

Amen,' I Exclaim, Accidentally Spitting Out A Raisinet. I Pick Up The Chocolate With A Kleenex And Stuff It In My Purse. Ten Bucks Says A Month From Now I'll Have Forgotten About It And Will Finally Have Said Heart Attack When I Assume A Rat Shat In There.

Writing Is Something That I've Always Loved. That Stems From My Love Of Being A Reader.