You Throw Your Best Punch,

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!

I Can Sit All Day In A Comfortable Chair And Watch Ball Games, But I Don't Need A Blanket.

People Think Being In Your Seventies Means Sitting Around In A Chair With A Blanket Over Your Legs, Drooling.