You Wanna Know How Good

I Am A Guy Who Talks About Bacon And Escalators.

I Smoke Crack. I Get All My Dancers Together And We Do A Prayer.

Other People's Children's Birthday Parties Are The Most Joyful Events You Will Ever Resent Having To Attend.

Some Fast Food Places, They Have That Ketchup Pump. It's Like A Keg. They Give You The Paper Shot Glass. I Always Like To Hang Around There, Try And Meet The Ladies. "here, I'll Pump For You. You Come To This Wendy's Often? My Roommate And I, We Got A Pony Pump Back At My Dorm. Here's An Extra Shot "

I Always Seem To Be Chosen To Do Very Flattering Things Like The Beard Comb Over Or Go To The Bathroom With The Door Open On Sex And The City Or Be The Guy People Meow At In Super Troopers. It's Great For Self Esteem.