You Wouldn't Say ' You've

When Mutti And Vati Came In I Didn't Speak To Them. I Just Unfurled The Cat Molesters Banner I Had Made.

Oh No. I've Just Accidently Paid A Visit To The Cakeshop Of Love. I Haven't Put Back My Italian Cakey, But I Have Accidentally Picked Up A Dave The Tart.

I Said, "do You Think She Thinks It's Me?" Jas Said, "well, It's Pretty Conclusive, Isn't It? She Said 'the Most Sniveling Idiot I Have Ever Come Across.'" I Said, "i Didn't Know That You Have Been Seeing Masimo. Tom The Slug King Is Going To Be Very Upset.

I Gave My Artistic Laugh And Also Threw In Some Quirky Language For Good Measure. "lawks-a-mercy, No! I'm Going To Have A Long Bath And..." I Looked Shyly Down. Which Is Pretty Impressive To Have Done Artistic Laugh, Quirky Language And Shyness All In The Space Of Ten Seconds.

You Wouldn't Say ' You've Got The Crappest Eyes I've Ever Seen. Your Eyes Make Me Physically Sick.