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The Last Time I Was Inside A Woman Was When I Went To The Statue Of Liberty.

What If Nothing Exists And We're All In Somebody's Dream? Or What's Worse, What If Only That Fat Guy In The Third Row Exists?

I Had An Iq Test. The Results Came Back Negative.

Of All The Wonders Of Nature, A Tree In Summer Is Perhaps The Most Remarkable; With The Possible Exception Of A Moose Singing 'embraceable You' In Spats.

Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad Television.