You'll Never Catch A Man

It Is Quite Lovely Being Single, And I Much Prefer It.

I Know I Am Very Beautiful.

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.

I Have Given Up Trying To Be Happy. It Is No Use An Leads To Nothing.

I Speak English, So I Am No Longer Cute. My Tongue Itches For French.