Your Eyes Flashed Fire Into

We Stole Countries With The Cunning Use Of Flags. Just Sail Around The World And Stick A Flag In. "i Claim India For Britain!" They're Going "you Can't Claim Us, We Live Here! Five Hundred Million Of Us!" "do You Have A Flag …? "no..." "well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

Because We All Know One Of The Main Factors Of War Is The Element Of Surprise. And What Could Be More Surprising Than The First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

I'm Quite Good At Taking In Information So I Voraciously Inhale Wikipedia - Which May Have Some Things Wrong In It, But I Think Is Generally More Information Than We Had Before. Last Tour We Didn't Have Wikipedia. And Then Discovery Channel And History Channel. I Can Take It In And Retain What I Think Are The Most Important Facts.

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!