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Grandma Mazur Stood Two Feet Back From My Mother. "i Gotta Get Me A Pair If Those," She Said, Eyeballing My Shorts. "i've Still Got Pretty Good Legs, You Know." She Raised Her Skirt And Looked Down At Her Knees. "what Do You Think? You Think I'd Look Good In Them Biker Things?" Grandma Mazur Had Knees Like Doorknobs.

I Rented Ghostbusters, My All-time Favorite Inspirational Movie. I Picked Up Some Microwave, Popcorn, A Kitkat, A Bag Of Bite-sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, And A Box Of Instant Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows. Do I Know How To Have A Good Time, Or What?

How Was Your Day?" Morelli Asked Me. "oh, You Know, The Usual. Stole A Truck. Blew Up A Building, And Brought Seven Monkeys Home With Me.

I Always Wanted To Eat With A Negro,” Grandma Said. Yeah, Well I Always Wanted To Eat With A Boney- Assed Old White Woman,” Lula Said. “so I Guess This Works Out Good.

I'd Hate To List Our Specialties. Wreck Cars, Eat Doughnuts, Create Mayhem.