Your Parents Put A Curse

We Are The Only Animals That Let Our Kids Come Back Home.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.

Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

A Person With No Children Says, "well I Just Love Children," And You Say "why?" And They Say, "because A Child Is So Truthful, That's What I Love About 'em - They Tell The Truth." That's A Lie, I've Got Five Of 'em. The Only Time They Tell The Truth Is If They're Having Pain.