Your Shame Will Be Your

The Last Bollywood Movie I Watched Was 3 Idiots That Featured Aamir Khan In It. It Was Impressive!

Fame Makes You Feel Permanently Like A Girl Walking Past Construction Workers.

When I Received My First Paycheck From My Now Known Day Job, I Spent It On A Period Craftsman Chair And A Frank Lloyd Wright-wannabe Lamp. With My Second Paycheck, I Bought A Stereo.

I've Been In These Tabloids For 14 Years Now, And At Some Point You Just Become A Zen Master Of It All

You Know, You Find That These Stories ... Will Turn One Of Us Into The Good Guy And One Of Us Into The Bad Guy. If You Look At It Closely Or Even Not That Closely ... It's Ridiculous.