You're Encouraged To Do The

When You Consider The Many Ways In Which People Have To Make A Living Every Day When They Wake Up, I Figure That Eating 20 Eggs Isn't That Bad.

You're Encouraged To Do The Same Kind Of Movies. But I Would Like To Keep Doing Different Things.

You Sleep With People All The Time That You Hate.

My Family Would Be Supportive If I Said I Wanted To Be A Martian, Wear Only Banana Skins, Make Love To Ashtrays, And Eat Tree Bark.

If I Can't See The Humor In It, How Am I Going To Be Funny?