You're Only As Good As

That Which We Call Civilization Is Merely The Accumulated Debris Of A Chilling Number Of Bad Nights.

In A Print Interview, As You May Or May Not Know, They [editors] Can Do Whatever They Want. And They Do. This Is Why Most People Are More Hesitant To Do Print, Because They Can Change It, And They Do Change It. They Even Change Things That Are In Quotation Marks, Which Is A Pet Peeve Of Mine. I've Said To Numerous Reporters, "would You Read Me Back My Direct Quotes?" And They Always Say No. They Always Say That's Against The Policy.

If People Don't Want To Listen To You, What Makes You Think They Want To Hear From Your Sweater?

Tolerance Is Really A Better Thing Than Understanding. Because It Doesn't Agitate Against Human Nature.

The Telephone Is A Good Way To Talk To People Without Having To Offer Them A Drink.