You're So Square, Baby, I

I Don't Like To Be Called Elvis The Pelvis. It's One Of The Most Childish Expressions I've Ever Heard Coming From An Adult. But If They Wanna Call Me That, There's Nothin' I Can Do About It, So I Just Have To Accept It.

I Sure Lost My Musical Direction In Hollywood. My Songs Were The Same Conveyer Belt Mass Production, Just Like Most Of My Movies Were.

Your Kisses Lift Me Higher...like The Sweet Song Of A Choir. You Light My Morning Sky, With Burning Love.

I Wiggle My Shoulders, I Shake My Legs, I Walk Up And Down The Stage, I Hop Around On One Foot. But I Never Bump And Grind. Why, That's Vulgar. I'd Never Do Anything Vulgar Before An Audience. My Mother Would Never Allow It.

I Don't Mind Being Controversial. Even Jesus Wasn't Loved In His Day.