You've Buttered Your Bread, Now

Smartness Runs In My Family. When I Went To School I Was So Smart My Teacher Was In My Class For Five Years.

When You Learn To Make Everybody Happy, You Will Possess The Golden Secret Of How To Milk The Contented Voters. But Do It In Such A Way That They Won't Think You Want Them To Vote For You Just Because You Need The Money. They Need The Money, And Besides, They Can Think Up Other Reasons If They Try.

I Think There's So Much Good In The Worst Of Us, And So Many Of The Worst Of Us Get The Best Of Us, That The Rest Of Us Aren't Even Worth Talking About.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.