You've Got Balls Inviting Me

If You're Cooking And Not Making Mistakes, You're Not Playing Outside Your Safety Zone. I Don't Expect It All To Be Good. I Have Fat Dogs Because I Scrap That Stuff Out The Back Door.

I'm A Five-seasons Griller! Did You Know I Added A New Season? Living In Cali, I'm Cooking In The Yard All The Time. I Don't Care What The Weather Is Like. My Hair Is Impervious To Any Kind Of Dampness, So I Don't Have Too Much To Worry About.

Lots Of People Make Fun Of Me, But The Truth Is I'm Just A Man. I Like Food, I Like People, And I Like Making People Happy With Food. I Have A Wife; I Have Two Sons. I Love Them More Than Anything. Sure, My Tv Personality Might Not Be For Everyone, But That's Okay. I Just Want To Live My Life. Please, Leave Me In Peace. I Am A Man. I Have Dignity. I Am A Man.

I Wanna Be The Ambassador To Chimichanga Flavor Town.

I Get A Lot Of My Inspiration From My Family, But I Never Got To Meet My Dad's Dad.