A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up

A Man Seldom Thinks Of Marrying When He Meets His Ideal Woman; He Waits Until He Gets The Marrying Fever And Then Idealizes The First Woman He Happens To Meet.

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.

A Bachelor Never Quite Gets Over The Idea That He Is A Thing Of Beauty And A Boy Forever.

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.